Here I am going to tell you the best funny jokes for Whatsapp, you can send all these funny whatsapp jokes to your friends, girlfriends, and family. You can also join these Funny Whatsapp Groups to Get daily new funny jokes directly on your Whatsapp.
Garden me ek ped ke niche ladka-ladki hatho me lie chipak kar baithe batein kar rhe the,
utne me hi waha se ek bujurg sajjan nikle aur unheone dekha to paas jakar bole - beta kya yhi hamari sanskriti hai,
ladke ne tapak se uttar diya nhi ankal, ye to jagriti hai, aap kisi aur ped ke nihce jakar dekhye.
Aaj Bike me petrol dalwane gya waha dekha ki log apni biwi ko petrol pump ke bahar motorcycle se uaat de dete hai,
mai sochne laga ki aisa kyu karte hia phir mere nazar wha lage board pe padi aur mai Lotpot hokar hasne laga,
Waha likha tha - Aag lagane wali Chize Door Rakhe.
Papa - nalayak Tune mummy se uchi awaz me baat ki
beta - mujhe pata hai papa aapko jalan ho rhi hai
papa - mujhe kis baat ki jalan
beta- kyunki aap aisa nhi kar sakte
Gaalib ne bakri ko potty karte huwe dekh, kya sher arz kiya hai ,
jara gaur farmayega
"waah re bakri teri bhi ajeeb shan hai,
waah waah.... waah waah
waah re bakri teri bhi ajeeb shan hai....
Choti si pooch ke niche Bundi ki Dukaan Hai...
Ham ladake jab tak career banaakar
apane pairon par khade hote hai,
tabatak hamaare chlass kee ladakiyon ke bachche
apane pairon par khade hokar chalne lagate hai…
ek gareeb aadamee pratidin kaagaj 📄 mein likhata
“he prabhu, mujhe 5000 roopaye bhej do”
aur use gubbaare se baandh kar uda deta . vo gubbaara,
roj police thaane ke upar se gujarata aur
pulisawaale us gubbaare ko pakadakar vo parchee 📄 padhate aur
Us aadmi ke bholepan par hanste.
Ek din puliswalo ne Socha ki Kyo n Us Garib Aadmi ki madad ki jaye.
Aur puliswalo ne milkar 25000 Rs. Jama kiye aur
Us Vyakati ko uske ghar jakar de aaye.
Dusre din, Pulishwalo ne jab gubbara rokkar parchi padhi to unke hosh ud gye…
Usme likha tha – “Prabhu! Aapke dwara bheje gye paise to mil gye,
Lekin aapko pulishwalo ke hatho nahi bhijwana tha, 25000 Rs. Kha gye…”
dost- Bhai mere aur mere GF ki Shaadi ho Rahi hai.
doosra dost- are Waah !!! Badhaee ho! kab??
dost- mere 20 June ko aur usakee 6 July
Ek baar do chuhe Bike par ja rahe the
tabhee raasten mein unhen ek sher ka bachcha mila
sher ka bachcha - mujhe bhee bike par baitha lo
choohon ne kuchh der socha aur phir kaha
choohonn ke bachche - dekh le phir teree mammee bolegee kee too gundon ke saath ghoomata hai
Conclusion
so these are some best funny jokes you can use for Whatsapp, I will add some more jokes on it soon, until then share this post with your friends and family so they can also laugh at this tough time.
Dileep kumar is the founder of patsjokes. He has 2 years of experience in digital marketing and he loves to play fotball and listen music
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